Wisconsin Dells

The Wisconsin Dells are some sedimentary structures on the Wisconsin River that have drawn tourists for over 100 years.

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If that looks like a bad picture taken from a pirate-themed minigolf course, that’s because most of the scenic viewpoints in the area don’t allow cameras for some reason.

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Over a century as a tourist attraction has resulted in many interesting attractions.

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Many of which seem more weird than scenic.

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And seemed to have nothing to do with Wisconsin.

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We definitely weren’t only there because it’s the waterpark capital of the world…

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Where even the cheapest motel must have at least 6 elaborately decorated swimming pools.

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