Noah’s Ark Waterpark is the largest waterpark in North America.
The largest waterpark in the world is in Germany, and Kerri couldn’t find a way to make that on a road trip from Toronto to Vancouver.
The second largest in North America is West Ed.
This was not the best slide,
But it completely drenched you
In ice cold water.
Which meant that we went back to the locker to grab towels and warm up.
Which means that we had access to the camera.
Kerri’s favourite was black anaconda, which is a water coaster. That means it has a series of conveyor belts to whisk you back up and down again really fast.
Matt’s favourite was the cobra.
Which starts out in the cobra’s tail as a twisty slide.
And then spits you out into the fan of the cobra.
Where you slide back and forth until you run out of momentum.
In case you don’t want to do slides, it also has a theatre where you can get wet watching Waterslide: the Movie, which was a CGI animation of someone sliding down a waterslide, or Journey 2, which featured Michael Cain and the Rock and was utterly ridiculous.
Flash flood also completely drenched you.
And all of the animals on the Ark.
Matt made Kerri stand in that cage under the Ark. You have to hold onto the railing so you don’t get washed away.
Kerri was unhappy.
