We found the lost city
Using the same method as most intrepid explorers
We paid someone who already knew where it was to take us there.
We have named it Kerrimatt’s Newfoundville
The locals call it Teyuna
But when has that ever mattered?
Everyone calls it the Lost City because of some National Geographic documentary.
But that name is just silly now that we’ve found it!
And we wouldn’t want it to have a silly name!
The buildings were all made of mud and wood
So all that’s left is the round foundations
And stairs.
