The Adventures of Kerri & Matt

Tejo is like lawn bowling

But the little triangle targets are full of gunpowder

So they explode when you hit them

This shot was definitely thrown by Kerri and not an experienced guide

The guide usually managed to hit right in the middle and not cause an explosion.

Most people were more interested in the spectator sports

We found the lost city

Using the same method as most intrepid explorers

We paid someone who already knew where it was to take us there.

We have named it Kerrimatt’s Newfoundville

The locals call it Teyuna

But when has that ever mattered?

Everyone calls it the Lost City because of some National Geographic documentary.

But that name is just silly now that we’ve found it!

And we wouldn’t want it to have a silly name!

The buildings were all made of mud and wood

So all that’s left is the round foundations

And stairs.

Two roads diverged in a green jungle

And sorry we could not travel both

And search for creatures, crawly and fungal

Along the path looked Matt, the uncle

To where it bent in the undergrowth

Down those forgotten paths there could be

Ancient cities of magnificence

Two roads diverged in a jungle and we

Followed our guide down the one most travelled, see

And that has made all the difference

Because we didn’t get lost in the wood

and eaten by a jaguar or a snake

Or step where we should not have stood

The path less traveled surely would

have made absolutely everything ache

This is a map of the area around Teyuna

The stars are other cities

Like this one that’s still buried in the jungle

You’re going to have to use some imagination

But the roads did lead to other cities

This is a throne

We got to pretend to be king

This is for grinding corn

This is a statue of a frog

It was in the middle of town

You’ll have to use a bit of imagination to see the frog too.

But it’s a bit frog like.