On the seventh day of Christmas dinner my true love told me
We aren’t going to make it 12 days.
We’re running out of turkey!
And gravy!
We had to boil more potatoes
And bake more stuffing
And tripped the circuit breaker
And call for help because we couldn’t find it hiding behind this picture on the wall.
That’s why dinner was late and crunchy
And the snowmen took another big hit while we were waiting.
