The Adventures of Kerri & Matt

We didn’t name the cougars.

Kerri thinks this one should have been Calvin instead of the jaguar.

Because his eyebrows look like Calvin’s.

However looking at the cartoon

Calvin doesn’t actually have eyebrows.

So she clearly doesn’t know what she’s talking about.

Matt said she could be Hobbes.

But she doesn’t look like Hobbes

She has no stripes

And she’s a girl.

So she would have cooties

And Calvin wouldn’t hang out with her.