The Adventures of Kerri & Matt

The penguins weren’t done with their yoga

They can even do it in their sleep.

They do a lot of forward bends

And side bends

And upward stretches

Kerri is too tired to think of names for penguin yoga poses

She’s just wishing it wouldn’t hurt her head to sleep like this

She would get a lot more sleep on the bus

If this position was comfortable

Here we have the headless penguin and the extreme forward flop

This is the double arm flap

These are the tour bus head flops

The rest your head on the seat in front of you stretch

The rest your chin on you seatmate’s shoulder stretch

The rest your head on your own lap or butt stretches

And the foot pillow stretch

Kerri needs to learn them all.

This fluffball was the fluffiest

He’s still brown because he has to camouflage in the grass, not in the water.

He was also smaller than the other teens

Although it wasn’t so obvious when they weren’t stretching

He did not seem very impressed by the rain

It’s impossible to rub out of wet fluffy feathers

And it really gets on your nerves

It’s not fair to be soggy and fluffy

It really weighs you down

And shaking doesn’t accomplish much

Which led to a very unimpressed little penguin

But he was super cute

Even his backside was cute

And fluffy

So very fluffy

The fluffballs headed down the slope

Toward the mud

But they didn’t have rubber boots

But they stomped through the mud anyway

And stood around looking unimpressed

With their noses turned up, like they were too sophisticated for mud.

The one in the fur-lined tuxedo ran away

And the fluffiest fluffball went to tattle on him.

The one in the fur-line tuxedo looked left

And looked right.

And asked a grownup where fluffy had gone.

But he wasn’t down in the mud anymore

He was waddling up in the grass.

Some of the pictures look like the penguins are dancing

But in person they looked more like slap fights

But the penguins didn’t actually seem very upset at getting whacked by wings

So I guess theses guys are really best friends.

Even if they sometimes get their beaks in each other’s faces.

And look like they’re challenging each other

They’re all just hanging out

Together

Or alone

Can you tell I’m running out of things to say about penguins?

Matt says we don’t need 15 penguin posts

But we do

Because penguins are awesome

And weird

But I think I’m done for now.