The Adventures of Kerri & Matt

Hi Everyone,

We received several unprecedented messages from our webhost informing us that we should send an unprecedented message to our visitors to reassure you that access to kerrimatt.com will be uninterrupted during these unprecedented times. We know that this unprecedented information is extremely important to you, our readers. Especially the 58 people who have visited the site in the past month, even though we made no new posts. Of course, all of those visitors were flagged by our spam filter for wanting to post that “growyourmuscles” is a “dating site for sex”, leaving messages in Russian and Chinese, or selling a cure for the “koronavirus”. What would the world come to if this valuable web traffic were impeded by a global disaster? Well worry not, we have been assured that the computers hosting this site are fully immune to this virus.

We also want to assure you that Kerri and Matt have arrived safely at home and do not intend to leave again until we run out of dish soap. We bought toilet paper at Costco last July, so we should be good for several more months.

What will become of kerrimatt.com in these unprecedented times? Will Kerri learn to spell “unprecedented” without relying on spell check? Will self-isolation result in Kerri and Matt actually digging up some pictures and posting them? Will you finally get to see that second litter of wolf cubs that are now completely grown? Probably not. We have a new boardgame. But maybe.

Stay safe everyone.

Unprecedented unprecedented unprecedented unprecedented. Unprecedented.

Skiing in the sun

It’s much, much more fun

Than skiing

Skiing in the rain!

We’re skiiiiing in the rain

Just skiiiiing in the rain

What a glorious feeling

We’re dripping again.

Our jackets they do leak

And so do Matt’s gloves

Can’t see a single thing

Must be blinded by love.

Kerri’s mitts are sealed

But the rain won’t give up

It drips straight down her arm

And fills them like a cup.

At Christmas we went to the new adults only resort at the end of the complex where we got married.

Every room has a balcony hot tub.

Matt enjoyed a redneck mimosa out there. Cheap champagne and Mexican orange pop drunk straight out of the champagne bottle.

There are lots of pools but most of them are very shallow.

There are lots of seats by the pool, but most of them just have a view of other seats.

The beach also had lots of seats.