This is comet NEOWISE over one of the local ski hills as the sun had set.
This is comet NEOWISE zoomed in with some stars that are not visible at all by naked eye or even binoculars.
This is comet NEOWISE with a shooting star that passed by during the long exposure. Never got one of the planes in the same frame, but somehow caught a shooting star.
Pink hair is good for flinging.
And tossing
And whirling
And shaking
And twirling
And swirling
Woah! Dizzy!
And shaking!
And swooshing
And spooshing
Wait, did Kerri just make that word up?
Her brain might be slightly rattled for some reason.
Pink hair is also good for flanging
And twanging
And just generally getting in your face.
Spunking
Just a minute. Dizzy again. For some reason.
Hasfluring
Blowing
Churflunking
And hazating
Which definitely does not mean it’s meant for people younger than 34.
Kerri’s hair is pink!
You may be wondering why she also appears to be naked.
Don’t worry, she’s actually wearing several layers, because it was a rather cold day to be on the balcony in front of a fan.
But the internet says that it is best to shoot hair models wearing as little as possible, and use Photoshop to remove any remaining straps.
Because clothing can distract from the hair.
As everybody knows, the least distracting background is naked women.
You should definitely keep that in mind for your next important Zoom meeting.
This is what Kerri’s hair looked like before pinkification.
Then Matt did some chemistry.
Then Matt cut a chunk of Kerri’s hair off and dipped it into his concoction in an old fruit cup on the kitchen counter.
Then Kerri had to put her hair into layers using non-metallic clips.
Kerri didn’t have non-metallic hair clips, so she used IKEA chip clips.
What could possibly go wrong?
Bleaching is permanent, so Kerri didn’t want to do too much. So she bought a highlight kit with a special brush to just bleach little stripes of hair.
Matt put the first layer in in nice stripes.
Then the other layers got added and it all got mixed together.
Whatever, as long as it’s symmetrical …
Errr…maybe as long as it’s pink…
OK, the bleach worked.
It doesn’t look too bad, which is good, because Kerri’s stuck with that until she cuts it off.
Now for the pinkification!
It’s pink! But a bit uneven. Maybe a bit of wave will help…
Oh no! Kerri of Green Gables is back!
Yeah…the wave didn’t really help.
As promised, we did not leave the apartment until we ran out of dish soap. (This is not a picture of dish soap. We didn’t think you’d want to see a picture of dish soap.)
Then Kerri went to get groceries. (This is not a picture of groceries. We didn’t think you’d want to see a picture of groceries.)
Kerri went to get groceries a few times. (But you still don’t want to see them.)
Matt did not leave the apartment. For 57 days. (This is not a picture of the apartment. We’re sick of seeing the apartment.
We decided he should go outside, so we went on the most scenic drive in BC, the Sea-to-Sky highway.
Our standards may be too high as it was meh. Maybe there were too many clouds on the cooler parts and we have a constant view of the costals from home.
Matt did get out of the car though.
