Hi Everyone,
We received several unprecedented messages from our webhost informing us that we should send an unprecedented message to our visitors to reassure you that access to kerrimatt.com will be uninterrupted during these unprecedented times. We know that this unprecedented information is extremely important to you, our readers. Especially the 58 people who have visited the site in the past month, even though we made no new posts. Of course, all of those visitors were flagged by our spam filter for wanting to post that “growyourmuscles” is a “dating site for sex”, leaving messages in Russian and Chinese, or selling a cure for the “koronavirus”. What would the world come to if this valuable web traffic were impeded by a global disaster? Well worry not, we have been assured that the computers hosting this site are fully immune to this virus.
We also want to assure you that Kerri and Matt have arrived safely at home and do not intend to leave again until we run out of dish soap. We bought toilet paper at Costco last July, so we should be good for several more months.
What will become of kerrimatt.com in these unprecedented times? Will Kerri learn to spell “unprecedented” without relying on spell check? Will self-isolation result in Kerri and Matt actually digging up some pictures and posting them? Will you finally get to see that second litter of wolf cubs that are now completely grown? Probably not. We have a new boardgame. But maybe.
Stay safe everyone.
Unprecedented unprecedented unprecedented unprecedented. Unprecedented.
I knew I had to click on the unprecedented link to this unprecedented post talking about unprecedented times in, frankly, an unprecedented way! If I had to choose between two words, and the first word was ‘Precedented’ (yes, it really is a word) and the second word was ‘Unprecedented’, and there was a person standing roughly two meters from me asking me which one I’d pick, you know which one I’d pick? Do you….? Know….? Which one…..? I’d pick….? …………………… I’d pick Precedented, because THAT would be Unprecedented.