This is water.

When gravity pulls it it moves down.

When it reaches a cliff it falls.

This attracts large quantities of animals known as tourists.

Scientists still don’t know why waterfalls attract tourists.

It seems to have something to do with cell phones.

Cell phones can make the waterfall look sharp

Or blurry, without so much as a tripod or filter

But they’re basically just faking it.

Which takes all the fun out of it.

But that doesn’t stop Matt.

Blurry.

Sharp.

Blurry.

Sharp.

Blurry.

Sharp.

I just want to remind everyone this isn’t Kerri’s fault.

This is all Matt

























































