On the second day of Christmas dinner my true love reheated for me
One mass of turkey flavoured goo.
Thirty five minutes of bells a ringing
Thirty degrees warmer than Edmonton
Seventy two palm trees
One strange baby eating monster
Ten flying birds
And a slightly smaller mound of gingerbread snowmen.
Merry Christmas! Envious of the warm weather you have
Merry Christmas. Wish you were here. It’s too cold to be back there.