At the request of an overwhelming 31% of our readers (AKA Matt’s Mom), Kerri decided to visit the Markham Cow.
The cow is located in Cathedraltown, which is named because it has a Cathedral.
It also has a snail, but they don’t call it snailtown.
The residents of Cathedraltown all live in nearly identical houses, each of which is worth at least as much as the $1,200,000 cow.
Their houses all have tiny well tended gardens.
The people are unhappy that they have to see the cow when they look out their front windows.
It is surrounded by Caution tape, which is only a slightly less attractive shade of yellow than the houses.
If feel sorry for the cow, who’s cold, dead eyes reflect the endless monotony of the Cathedraltown houses.
In fact every part of the cow’s anatomy reflects the endless monotony of the Cathedraltown houses.
Every single bit.
The hooves initially appear to be house-free, but if you look closely in the line between leg and hoof, there they are.
It almost makes you wonder if the guy who donated the two-story tall cow is just a peeping Tom that wanted a better view of someone’s second story window.
Would you rather have your house reflected in the front of a cow…
Or the rear?
At least it will be less reflective once it’s covered in bird poop.
If you are wondering what the weird handle is in the side, it’s not a handle. It’s just more reflected houses.
MOOOOOOOO
