The Adventures of Kerri & Matt

I bet you can’t guess who this is.

Here’s a closeup.

I hadn’t even seen this guy on TV in nearly 30 years.

Matt and I both assumed he was dead, but apparently he’s only 71.

This one might be more helpful.

It was standing room only.

Come on, how could you not remember a face like that?

Strangely, I don’t remember him wiping his fingers off on his shirt every time. I’m shocked my Mom let me watch such a bad influence.

He crawled out of an imaginary log at the beginning.

He’s one of the few stars from when we were toddlers that didn’t turn out to be a pedophile or a cokehead. Though I think he might still have some secrets.

Here is his big hit. Which he didn’t even write, it’s actually from 1893.

Yep, that’s this guy.

He took suggestions from the crowd in writing. Without reading glasses!

This was the late night (7:30PM) adult show, so one of the suggestions was different from his usual selections. He was unfamiliar with the song suggested, but he gave us a couple lines about being too sexy before remembering how many kids were still present.

Kerri drove to Ottawa to see Amanda Marshall.

It has only been 15 years.

Does this mean she’s back?

She says so.

But I’m too old to believe in promises.

She still has the hair.

And yes, those earrings got caught in it.

And one of the same bass players.

But I doubt this guy even remembers the 90s.

Her shoes were slightly more practical.

But I don’t have any pictures of them, because I didn’t have the camera out for any foot off the ground songs.

The only reason there are any pictures at all is that she did “If I didn’t have you”.

I was confused because I haven’t heard that song in a long time.

And it’s supposed to start with whistling, but apparently she lost her whistle.

So it just started “I don’t know what I was thinking, til I was thinking of you”.

Then I wondered, wait, what was I thinking before Matt?

It has been a very long time.

Then I quickly remembered, I was thinking this is a seriously creepy song!

If someone says “I’d give up my sight just to see you”…

or “I’d cut off my hands just to touch you”.

Get a restraining order NOW!

Seriously creepy.

But other than that it was a good concert.