The Adventures of Kerri & Matt

The penguins waddle by the sea

And so do we

We spend a lot less time with our noses in our butts though

We have waterproof coats

So we don’t have to spread butt oil in our feathers

In order to look sharp

And dignified

They look less dignified when bent over

Or when waddling fast

Or slow

Penguins actually don’t look dignified very often

They often look confused.