I bet you can’t guess who this is.
Here’s a closeup.
I hadn’t even seen this guy on TV in nearly 30 years.
Matt and I both assumed he was dead, but apparently he’s only 71.
This one might be more helpful.
It was standing room only.
Come on, how could you not remember a face like that?
Strangely, I don’t remember him wiping his fingers off on his shirt every time. I’m shocked my Mom let me watch such a bad influence.
He crawled out of an imaginary log at the beginning.
He’s one of the few stars from when we were toddlers that didn’t turn out to be a pedophile or a cokehead. Though I think he might still have some secrets.
Here is his big hit. Which he didn’t even write, it’s actually from 1893.
Yep, that’s this guy.

He took suggestions from the crowd in writing. Without reading glasses!
This was the late night (7:30PM) adult show, so one of the suggestions was different from his usual selections. He was unfamiliar with the song suggested, but he gave us a couple lines about being too sexy before remembering how many kids were still present.
