The Adventures of Kerri & Matt

There was lots of Egyptian stuff in the Louvre.

Egyptians had big feet.

I’m glad we don’t write in hieroglyphs.

Kerri’s writing is hard enough to read. Kerri’s drawings would be hopeless.

I’m pretty sure the message here is “never turn your back on a snake in a boat”.

Mummies are mummified.

The Egyptians drew a lot of hybrid animals. Bear/lion/crocodiles are awesome because they can pout properly because the have lion paws.

This is a mummified baby crocodile.

And these are cats.

This is presumably a tubby pharaoh.

The 8 legged wasp eats grass under the towering mushroom next to the woman in the giant dress.

An evil beetle is thirsty because the cup of water in the bomb is empty.

I don’t know what they needed the Rosetta stone for, these are easy to translate!

This depicts a banquet and above is the menu. Did they chop off all four of the duck’s heads before eating it?