Matt woke up on his birthday in luxurious accommodations
With a lot more grey hair
Nevermind, that wasn’t him. He just looked dazed and confused.
For his birthday instead of having to do the really long hard walk out of the jungle
We went the way that takes 5 days but is mostly flat.
Which he was very happy about
Although it was still muddy.
It was also a romantic hike for two
Because everyone else went the other way
But we did still have a guide
We had to zipline across the river
Except gravity didn’t do the work, the guide had to pull us.
But we stayed dry
There’s the birthday boy!
It only took a couple of hours to get to the next campsite
So Matt spent his birthday his favourite way
After he woke up he got a nice chocolate birthday cake
And he blew out the candle on the first try.
