The Adventures of Kerri & Matt

We won’t bore you with most of the stuff in the museum. Just the pictures of Kerri posing.

She was more excited about being in the jaw of a whale than she was about being a moth.

She was very puzzled by the art.

The art was a bunch of inscribed silver platters mounted on the wall. The text in the one above reads “dear curator: it’s okay, I don’t understand this art either.” We generally agreed with the sentiment, but it was still a rather boring exhibit.

Some of them used nasty language that we would never repeat.

This taxidermist needs more practice.

We spent the last night at an old shipbuilder’s mansion.

This is the living room.

But that’s the public one. This is our private sitting room.

It wrapped around the corner to a small kitchen.

This is our bedroom.

The bathroom won’t fit in one shot. This is the bathtub.

Around the corner is the shower.

And on the other side is an absurd amount of empty space for no reason.

It had an extraordinary view.

It was slightly better without the rain.

But of course the view is best from the chairs.

Irving Nature Park is just outside of St. John. It was very pretty.

It’s extra pretty now, because Kerri wasn’t paying enough attention to notice when we got back into New Brunswick, so now she needs to make up for lost opportunities for aarteioustiicneess.

Thus there may be more aarteiousticneiess than you think is strictly necessary.

But this is Kerri’s last chance to hurt your eyes.

There was also a maze, which we failed to get lost in.

It wasn’t like the High Park Labyrinth, it did have choices. But none of those choices led to dead ends. Everything interconnected, so any path you chose was correct.

 

So Matt figured out the way very easily.

The reversing rapids are rapids that reverse.

When you go there at low tide, they are flowing one way.

Then for many hours, they continue flowing the same way. It is a very long show.

But finally, at high tide, they flow the other way. Which you can totally tell from the picture. Right?