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historic monsters CARTER THE UNSTOPPABLE SEX MACHINE POST HISTORIC MONSTERS (RED/CLEAR VINYL)

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historic monsters CARTER THE UNSTOPPABLE SEX MACHINE POST HISTORIC MONSTERS (RED/CLEAR VINYL)UPC: 840401701768 Label: CHRYSALIS Format: LP Release Date: August 23, 2024 In stock items ship within 48 hours Formed in 1987 by Fruitbat and Jim Bob, Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine burst onto the scene with their signature style of punk pop infused with samples, drum machines, and social commentary. Hot on the heels of their No. 1 album 1992 The Love Album which propelled the band to pop stardom, Carter USM returned with Post Historic Monsters.

UPC: 840401701768
Label: CHRYSALIS
Format: LP
Release Date: August 23, 2024
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Formed in 1987 by Fruitbat and Jim Bob, Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine burst onto the scene with their signature style of punk-pop infused with samples, drum machines, and social commentary.Hot on the heels of their No. 1 album 1992 The Love Album which propelled the band to pop stardom, Carter USM returned with Post Historic Monsters. To move away from the sound they had become known for, the band explored new musical styles with Jim Bob beginning to write more personal lyrics. The results were met with critical acclaim, and the album climbed to No. 5 on the UK album charts.This expanded edition features the complete album across three sides of vinyl, plus a selection of bonus tracks on side four including the single Glam Rock Cops along with B-sides and alternate mixes. Newly remastered by Phil Kinrade at AIR Mastering and pressed on 180g translucent red (LP1) and clear (LP2) vinyl, housed in a gatefold sleeve with poly-lined inner bags.Whilst Carter USM are no longer active, Jim Bob has recently announced his latest book Where Songs Come From The Lyrics and Origin Stories of 150 Solo and Carter USM Songs due for release in autumn 2024, and Les Fruitbat Carter will be touring the UK across 2024 with his group Abdoujaparov.

TRACK LIST:

1. 2 Million Years B.C
2. The Music That Nobody Likes
3. Mid Day Crisis
4. Cheer Up, It Might Never Happen
5. Stuff the Jubilee!
6. A Bachelor for Baden Powell
7. Spoilsports Personality of the Year
8. Suicide Isnt Painless
9. Being Here 
10. Evil 
11. Sing Fat Lady Sing 
12. Travis 
13. Lean on Me I Wont Fall Over 
14. Lenny and Terence 
15. Under the Thumb and Over the Moon 
16. Glam Rock Cops 
17. Hit 
18. Always the Bridesmaid Never the Bride 
19. Here Song 
20. Commercial Fucking Suicide (Part 1) 
21. Stuff the Jubilee (1977)
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its okay
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This set of 4 puppy toys is overall decent and a good option for light play. The toys are cute, soft, and my puppy enjoyed playing with them right away. They are great for gentle chewing, carrying around, and interactive play, especially for younger or less aggressive puppies. However, if your dog is very active or a strong chewer, these toys don’t last very long. In our case, they started to tear fairly quickly with regular play. They’re definitely not indestructible and won’t hold up well for high-energy dogs who like to chew hard. Overall, I’d say these toys are fine for the price and okay for casual use, but they’re better suited for calmer puppies rather than very active ones. If your puppy loves intense chewing, you may need something more durable.
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★★★★★ 3
Fair product. Not for heavy chewer
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Not for a heavy cheer. Some of the set was easily broken
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Size: Small, Color: Pink
these toys were a lifesaver when my dog was teething in her puppy phase! they’re so durable and lasted forever. one of the only toys that lasted through her puppy phase and didn’t get absolutely destroyed!
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