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no more monsters for me book This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me (Exclusive OwlCrate Edition)

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no more monsters for me book This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me (Exclusive OwlCrate Edition)Limited to one per person. Page turning politics meets worlds spanning romance in This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me, a blockbuster new epic fantasy series from the New York Times bestselling author duo Ilona Andrews. When Maggie wakes up cold, filthy, and naked in a gutter, it doesn't take her long to recognize Kair Toren, a city she knows intimately from the pages of the famously unfinished dark fantasy series she's been obsessively reading and re

Limited to one per person.

Page-turning politics meets worlds-spanning romance in This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me, a blockbuster new epic fantasy series from the New York Times bestselling author duo Ilona Andrews.

When Maggie wakes up cold, filthy, and naked in a gutter, it doesn't take her long to recognize Kair Toren, a city she knows intimately from the pages of the famously unfinished dark fantasy series she's been obsessively reading and re-reading while waiting years for the final novel.

Her only tools for navigating this gritty world of rival warlords, magic, and mayhem? Her encyclopedic knowledge of the plot, the setting, and the characters' ambitions and fates. But while she quickly discovers she cannot be killed (though many will try!), the same cannot be said for the living, breathing characters she's coming to love—a motley band that includes a former lady’s maid, a deadly assassin, various outrageous magical creatures, and a dangerously appealing soldier. Soon, instead of trying to get home, she finds herself enmeshed in the schemes—and attentions—of dueling princes, dukes, and villains, all while trying to save them and the kingdom of Rellas from the way she knows their stories will end: in a cataclysmic war.

This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me is the beginning of the most epic adventure yet from genre powerhouse author duo Ilona Andrews.

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This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me is a 2 (Mild) on our Spice Meter.

This book contains:

  • Abduction
  • Kidnapping
  • Abuse
  • Alcohol Use
  • Assault
  • Blood
  • Gore
  • Bodily Harm
  • Death
  • Death Of A Parent
  • Emotional Manipulation
  • Guns / Weapons
  • Grief
  • Injury
  • Murder
  • Sexual Assault 
  • Violence

Please note:  The content warnings listed above don’t cover all content included in this book. 

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Featured in the April 2026 'Into the Pages' OwlCrate Adult Fantasy box.

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