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house plants and their fucked up thoughts

house plants and their fucked up thoughts Houseplants and Their F* Up Thoughts Book

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house plants and their fucked up thoughts Houseplants and Their F* Up Thoughts BookDiscover the cheeky musings of your houseplants in this quirky little gift booka delightful treat for plant enthusiasts who've ever felt those leafy side eyes from their green companions. This hardcover book not only tells you what each plant likes in regards to light and water, but it also dives into their inner thoughts (pleasant or not). Proceed with caution. Once you peek into the tangled minds of these dirt loving deviants, you might never feel

Discover the cheeky musings of your houseplants in this quirky little gift book—a delightful treat for plant enthusiasts who've ever felt those leafy side-eyes from their green companions.

This hardcover book not only tells you what each plant likes in regards to light and water, but it also dives into their inner thoughts (pleasant or not). Proceed with caution. Once you peek into the tangled minds of these dirt-loving deviants, you might never feel at home with your houseplants again.

Uncover the sassy secrets your houseplants are hiding in this charmingly oddball gift book—a perfect pick for plant lovers who’ve sensed those judgmental leafy glances.

Why we think you'll love it:

  • Written by hilarious author Carlyle Christoff
  • Include minimalistic illustrations of each houseplant
  • Perfect gift for that plant loving friend!
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