The Adventures of Kerri & Matt

The Copan museum had more parrotheads than a Margaritaville.

A lot of them seemed to be in distress

Possibly because their colours have faded away

Or possibly because they hadn’t invented tequila yet.

There were also a lot of animal costumes

And general weirdness

And vampires

Mummies

And the holy ghost

Yeah, this isn’t going to work, this tablet is the closest thing I can find to a cheeseburger

And if I continue my parents will figure out just how few Jimmy Buffet songs I remember

And then there will be trouble

Although nonsense is a lot easier than finding something intelligent to say about this human-toothed snake

And whatever this is.