This is a caracara
It is a kind of falcon
It should not be mooching cheetos from tourists
It should be hunting small animals
But tourists are idiots
They seem to think that maybe these claws are for opening Cheeto bags.
And this beak is meant for crunching orange cheesy bits
That are definitely not good for falcons
No matter how pretty they are when they beg.
He didn’t seem to like us very much
Because we didn’t share cheetos
We didn’t even have any.
