The Adventures of Kerri & Matt

Pink hair is good for flinging.

And tossing

And whirling

And shaking

And twirling

And swirling

Woah! Dizzy!

And shaking!

And swooshing

And spooshing

Wait, did Kerri just make that word up?

Her brain might be slightly rattled for some reason.

Pink hair is also good for flanging

And twanging

And just generally getting in your face.

Spunking

Just a minute. Dizzy again. For some reason.

Hasfluring

Blowing

Churflunking

And hazating

Which definitely does not mean it’s meant for people younger than 34.